Wednesday, 19 August 2015

Of course, I am a firm believer of Jesus Christ - President of Association of Nigerian Prostitutes, Vows To Retire Soon After...



The president-elect of the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes, NANP, Jessica Elvis, was until her election as the new president of NANP, the longest serving secretary, between 2002 to 2015. In an interview with a correspondent of AFP, she confessed to being a believer of God, saying that she does not miss church activities. 

She however promises to retire after she has rolled the sheets with nigerian musician, Wizkid and/or Superstar Footballer Christiano Ronaldo. Prayer point lomo...Lol, is she for real? 
Read the interview below...


You have been the Secretary General of this association since 2002, what do you think the last leader failed to do?
See, I don’t want to rubbish anybody. My joy is that I have won and I am here to work for those who elected me.

Your predecessor, Madam Efoyo claimed you didn’t win the election, how would you react to that?
 If she says I didn’t win, let her call the police to come and arrest me na. All I can say is that I won the election and there is no doubt about that.

Why the choice for prostitution while there are other jobs out there?
Point of correction, we are not prostitutes.

Who are you then?
We are friends of the society. Call us peacemakers. National Association of Nigerian Peacemakers.

Do you regret choosing this part of profession?
Why should I regret what puts food on my table; built me houses in Lagos and Abuja and even trained my daughter in school? I have no reason whatsoever to regret.

When do you plan to retire?
Maybe when I make love to C Ronaldo (laughter)

Do you mean the Portuguese footballer?
(Excitedly) Yes! He is my crush. I love him so much that his pictures even turn me on (laughter).
I use to tease my colleagues that I must sleep with him and Wiz Kid before I retire.

Have you met Wiz Kid one on one?
We have met on several occasions but he doesn’t know me. I even have a picture I took with him during a show in Eko Hotel, but he doesn’t know what I do.

So, how do you intend to sleep with him?
God go do am when the time comes.

Talking about God, do you go to church?
Of course, I am a firm believer of Jesus Christ. I don’t miss church activities. Sometimes, I would declare fasting and prayer for business to come. Whenever I’m fasting, I don’t go out or ‘do’ that day.

What an irony. Professing Christ with there mouth but denying His power thereof. 

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